Okej, så det finns sisådär över 500 Chuck Norris-facts. Jag och Ronja spenderade ett bra tag med att läsa igenom större delar av dom idag. Jag älskar dom och det är Stefans fel. Dom här är mina favoriter:

29. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.

34. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, roundhouse kicked everyone in the face who had a poped collar, drank two kegs, and shit on the living room carpet. Just because he's Chuck Norris.

45. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

51. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story; Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

77. Chuck Norris doesn't teabag. He potato-sacks.

107. Chuck Norris can eat an apple and shit fruit salad.

256. Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.

266. Any one can pee on the floor but only Chuck Norris can poop on the ceiling.

272. Chuck Norris is all 99 of Jay-z's problems.

295. Chuck Norris put those mothafuckin snakes on that mothafuckin plane!

384. Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

394. Lions aren't the king of the jungle, Chuck Norris is.

408. In the word of Julius Caeser, Veni, Vida, Veci, Chuck Norris' translation: I came, I saw, I was roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

445. In a fight between Darth Vader and Batman the winner would be Chuck Norris.